Saturday, March 26, 2005

Thank You...

For this:




Charming Pipe Smoker's best angle...?




The three-way the boys are always asking for...




Jumped up hormones. And yes, I think I am that drunk...

And what's a Mardi Gras themed party without the boobs...?










Thanks again, guys. It was awesome. Please send the other pictures soon!

xox

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Les jeux sont faits...

Alrighty. Here's the deal.

Misfiled has sent the rules to everyone, along with their intended target. Best of luck. Just for easy reference, though, I'm posting the rules here. Also so BJ and Buddy can know what they're missing ;)

Remember, no fun if anyone cheats, no matter how clever you think you are. And knowing us, we'll all think we're wicked clever and want to tell everyone about it. (It's already killing me and Cos to not tell eachother)

The Objective: To be the last man, or woman standing!

The Mechanics:

Each player will be given a target by the referee. The player will attempt to assassinate their target. If successful, the referee will give the player their target’s target, until there is only one player left.


The Rules:

1. This is a game!
There will be no actual assassination of our friends. There will be no physical violence, or traps set that will create true bodily harm. I expect honesty and fair play (in terms of results and actions), while being sneaky as possible (in creating and executing your assassinations).

2. Secrecy is key.
You are not allowed to discuss this game with any member of the square table (excepting the referee) until the game is over. Eliminated players will not be identified to keep active players on their toes. The nature of the game is very spy vs. spy and should be kept in that tone when planning your assassination attempts. Public displays of killings may have consequences as determined by the referee. You may conspire with people outside of the game to assist, but they must be sworn to secrecy, or be kept oblivious of the nature of the game.

3. This game is active 24 – 7 until there is only one player left.
There are no safety zones and no time limit. The referee reserves the right to add complications if the game drags on due to inactivity. Don’t feel you need to rush your kill, waiting for the right moment can be your best tactic.

4. Communicate with the Referee!

- When you plan an assassination, please call/email me to verify the attack and prevent a “Not it” scenario, and confirm any special mechanics to accomplish the kill. These special mechanics will be sent as an addendum email to every agent after the kill, as to not tip the intended target’s hat.

- When you complete a kill, providing any details I may need to know about in case of any dispute, and so I can provide you with a new target.

- When you are killed, with a mini report for me to judge validity. Please also include any witnesses/innocent bystanders there may have been.

- When you have a dispute over events. I will make a call. Don’t fight it out amongst yourselves!

- When you see suspicious behaviour amongst other players. If another player is not careful, he/she may be exposed and have multiple players targeting him/her.

- If you find yourself the target of an assassination, and manage to escape death. This likely will not happen often, and I will make a call on escaping death or not. Additionally, if you have proof as to the player that set the assassination, you may add them to your target list so you can attempt to eliminate them before they have a chance to get you again.

5. Targets.
You will only kill the target you are assigned, or kill in self-defence of the player trying to eliminate you.

6. Killing!
There are countless ways of killing someone, and there is no way for me to impose rules on everything at this time. I will go over some general stuff to give you an idea. It is best to assume you are under the watchful eye of local police enforcement, so you do not want to leave a trail that can be tracked back to you. For example, in the situation where one member of a couple is targeting the other, smothering them in their sleep may be effective, but you would become a prime suspect in the death and could lead to complications at the call of the referee.

Projectiles (Guns, etc.), and weapons
– You must actually have a weapon, be it a nerf dart gun, water gun, elastic band, plastic knife, etc. and actually hit your opponent. There will be no pointing of your finger and going “Bang, your dead!” You may only use projectiles that will cause no physical damage, and nothing more then a slight sting on impact. Please clear any weapons that you will be carrying with you with the referee for safety and confirmation of possession (“Not it”). This is one of the easiest ways of taking someone down, however if you miss and they get away, you have been exposed. Also, if you miss and they are carrying a weapon, they can immediately try and take you out. At brunch, there was mention of a sniper attack. This is permissible, however it must be cleared with the referee ahead of time, with details such as time and location, and must be backed up with photographic evidence that you had a clear shot at your unsuspecting target.

Poisons, Explosives, & Traps
– You must create proof of your tampering. For example, you can poison someone’s drink by slipping a jelly bean in it. You can plant a bomb by leaving a note where the trap was placed/activated. This may not be as easy as it seems. Bombs can be timers or triggers. For timers an object agreed to be the bomb must be planted, and the target in range of it at the agreed detonation time. If the target finds it and disposes of it before the detonation, he/she will be safe. A trigger will also require a bomb to be placed, and I may require some visual tip off of the tampering depending on your sneakyness. (Example, planning a bomb in a toilet bowl tank, with the trigger being someone sitting on the seat may require a small object placed between the seat and bowl to act as a pressure point. This should of course be followed with “Bang” written on the toilet paper roll for maximum humiliation effect.)

7. Have fun, and trust no one Mr. Mulder!

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Because we just aren't geeky enough...

Don't forget, as discussed at the last meeting, we will be going to play Laser Tag.

Will everyone please weigh in on when they're available this weekend? I believe we're thinking after brunch, but if anyone has any complaints they can direct them in writing to our complaints department.

Thank you,

Management (AKA Wanda, Mistress of All She Surveys)

Sunday, February 13, 2005

Embarassing Song Game...

This is a blogger challenge I stole from Sponky's blog. So here are my top ten randomly selected songs. The rules are thus:

1. Open up the music player on your computer or iPod etc.
2. Set it to play your entire music collection.
3. Hit the "shuffle" or "random" command.
4. List title of the next ten songs including artist, no matter how embarrassing.
5. If the same artist comes up twice in the list you may skip it and list the next track, but you don't have to.
6. List the answer on your blog and link to where you found it.

Here is my list:

1. I Love You - Mick Hucknall
2. Free Falling - Tom Petty
3. Let Me Give The World To You (980712) - The Smashing Pumpkins
4. Raindrops + Sunshowers - The Smashing Pumpkins
5. That's The Way - Led Zeppelin
6. Country Sad Ballad Man - Blur
7. Symphonic Suite From On The Waterfront - Leonard Bernstein
8. Zeplin Song - Courtney Love
9. To Sheila (000501) - The Smashing Pumpkins
10. Mr. Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan

LOL. So, uh, in case you couldn't tell, we have a lot of Smashing Pumpkins on our computer. And other randomness.

Now, you should all play. Wanda, the mistress of The Square Table commands it!! ;)

xox

Sunday, February 06, 2005

You are cordially invited...

To share in a night of wildness and debauchery, courtesy of the one and only Danforth Square Table.

To partake of the pictures we've chosen to make available to the public, please click on King E-Z, our evening's mascot.



The password for today is "frolic."

Enjoy!
xox

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Happy Birthday BJ



Yeah, well, first of all, you ruined my surprise.

Secondly, be glad I can't find the other pictures.

No whining, bitch.

Love you!!

xox

Do the Du

Okay. Where's 'Du'? How the ass did 'Du' get replaced by 'Happy Tree Friends'? Du. Duuuuuuuuuuu! Nothing is funnier than 'Du'. If it wasn't sung by Hasselhoff, Shatner, or a midget, I don't want to hear it. I voted 'Du' and I will not be denied! However I would settle for the Ewok song, since they are in fact midgets. Now if you could get a midget singing 'Du', that would just be bloody amazing. Or better yet, if someone could clone and midgetize both Shatner and Hasselhoff, then mate them to get a midget 'Shatnerhoff' and make him sing 'Du', that would be ok too. In the mean time, this new music is pu.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

I fixed it...

Bow to me! The pictures are back. I rule.

Mostly for BJ...

You can all enjoy this, but it will make BJ laugh the loudest, possibly resulting in tears and snorts. Hopefully even a loudly obnoxious "EeeeHee" thing that he does so well (Which eventually everyone else will get to appreciate, hopefully)

Still haven't figured out where our pictures went. Who touched them? Just admit it, I'll fix everything and it'll all be good. ;)

xox

Um...

We seem to be experiencing technical difficulties. I don't know where the pictures went, and I'm off to an appointment right now, so I'll look into that when I get home.

Does anyone have any ideas, in the meantime? 'Cause they're still showing up in the actual file, so...

Anyway, I'll get on it when I get home.